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Duty Calls
I got the call once again
To perform my usual tricks
She's in distress and needs some help
The only kind that I can fix
When duty calls
I stand at attention
When duty calls
I get honorable mention
I'm in the book
so look me up
usually in the personals
I do house calls, with nothing fancy
Just the stuff in my arsenal
When duty calls
I stand at attention
When duty calls
I get honorable mention
If you've got an itch
then I'll scratch it
the payment's usually cheap
Great service, it don't come easy
sometimes priceless means free
When duty calls
I stand at attention
When duty calls
I get honorable mention
Lyrics (c)(p)2003 Greggkoval.com
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Pulled Over
I was going down the road and I guess that I was speeding
passed the posted signs that I wasn't reading
I was going a little too fast
and all those cars that I just passed
are in my rear-view
It was then I noticed all those cherries flashing
Going around the other cars that I was passing
I stopped at the side of the road
Waiting to to be told
It was all I could do
She pulled me over and over again - giving me a hard time
And that did teach me a lesson - it's a strange way to pay a fine
I guess I'll be a little late and I'll have some explaining
But she did spend some time doing her basic training
She's a pro there's no doubt
Knows what it's all about
And oh, that's true
She pulled me over and over again - giving me a hard time
And that did teach me a lesson - it's a strange way to pay a fine
Well, I can't spend my day here - I really must be going
But I had to thank her for her showing...
me - how things go
I always wanted to know
and now I do
She pulled me over and over again - giving me a hard time
And that did teach me a lesson - it's a strange way to pay a fine
She pulled me over and over again - giving me a hard time
And that did teach me a lesson - it's a strange way to pay a fine
Lyrics (c)(p)2003 Greggkoval.com
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The Case of the Missing Finger
Whoa, no, where did it go?
It was here just a moment ago
it was right here beside me
now it's gone into hiding
by the way, have you seen it?
I just can't figure
maybe you can help me solve
the case of the missing finger
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Ah ha, I just found it
I knew that you were around it
how the heck did it get up there?
I think this thing needs some air
I know that you like the feel of it
and that smell may linger
I'm glad that you helped me solve
the case of the missing finger
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Well, oh no, it's gone again
your new special friend
Hey, is this on purpose?
careful no to squirt us
I didn't know that
you were quite the singer
I'm glad you helped me solve
the case of the missing finger
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Baby - do it, do it
Lyrics (c)(p)2003 Greggkoval.com
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